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Join the congregation.
One $10 payment unlocks the full 2026–27 season. No monthly surprise. No subscription fog.
Crazy advice for crazy wins
Draft like you mean it.Ask MHJ later.
MHJ Fantasy Football brings loud rankings, wilder answers, and zero polite hedging to your league. Scared money don't make money.
$10 is one payment for the 2026–27 season. Rankings and member questions are included.
Draft board
The Mad Hermit's commandment
Start the guy your group chat fears.
Rankings for the arguments. Member answers for the chaos. A football-card drawing every month from the regular season through February.
The playbook
No hedge fund jargon. Just football.
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Bring the roster mess.
Ask MHJ about rankings, starts, sits, waivers, or the trade your league mate swears is fair.
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Make Sunday weird.
Use the rankings, trust your gut, and live with the group-chat consequences.
2026–27 Season Pass
$10. One time. All season.
- Full-season rankings for your draft-room arguments.
- Ask MHJ your lineup, waiver, and trade questions.
- Automatic entry in the free monthly football-card drawing.
Ask MHJ
Bring questions. Leave with a take.
Start/sit panic, waiver-wire delirium, draft regrets, and trade delusions all belong here. Members get the mic.
Monthly card drawing
Football cards, free monthly drawings.
Subscribers are automatically entered during the regular season through February. Official rules and free-entry details apply.